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ABOUT US
Welcome To Our Latest GRIFT, Just For YOU

Okay, so Donald's super hero cards didn't work out so well, but THIS TIME we've got actual real imitation gold and silver for you to buy. Don't buy stuff from people that hate you, buy stuff from people that look down on you AND hate you, like WE do.

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Features
Believe these things because we say so

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Safe & Secure

Eric checked on security all by himself.

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Mobile Apps

It's easy to give us money right from your phone.

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Wallet

Hey, what's yours
is ours.

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Look... people

This implies customer support.
But does it MEAN it?

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Buy and Sell Gold-ish & Siver-ish
Why are so many people investing in our scam?

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Look, a convincing graphic. That counts for something, right?!?
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Don't miss this opportunity
You may never get a chance to give us your money this easily again!!

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Open Your Wallet

Testimonials
People who may or may not exist

George S.
Not only have I bought their gold and silver,
I also INVENTED gold and silver.

Ivankish
Their gold and silver is almost as good a grift as hawking for Goya.

John Barron
Absolutely, this is legit. You can take THAT to the bank. OUR bank, that is.

Nancy P.
Hey!!! How did I get sucked into this site?!?

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Look, a map.   We're grifing all over the world.